The couple that told me Thailand and China were the same country.

As someone from PA, it's $12.99 isn't really all that ritzy for Prosecco. Our insane liquor laws and taxes means we pay 10-20% more for everything. Hence my weekly trips over the bridge to New Jersey.

At least it was prosecco. Could have been worse. They could have exploded with ... Brut force?

I like to think the bottles are rebelling against PA's bass-ackwards methods of selling booze. I am jealous of folks who can go to the supermarket to buy wine. I usually run out of wine at the same time I run out of other staples, damn it!

*Quickly runs to the local Wine & Spirits*

Uh oh. What if you already drank it? WHAT IF YOU ALREADY DRANK IT?????!!!?!

"This is the cleanest I've ever seen Pittsburgh." is most certainly a dipshit who doesn't live here

Oh, go fuck yourself. If you're going to judge someone else's home, at least try to come within spitting distance of "clever."

Here's the amazing thing. Or maybe not so amazing now that I think about it. This only happens at country concerts. Any other concerts or sporting events at Heinz Field, people clean up after themselves. It's only when these redneck fuckstains come out of the woodwork we get national attention. It really casts the…

I don't like country music, but I won't disparage those who do. And for those of you who do like country music, "disparage" means "to put down". - Bob Newhart

#yesallpeckerwoods

Wanna know who still buys CDs? These people do, which is why "shirtless country" is a thing now. It's basically country-twanged pop rock based around dumb bumpkin escapist fantasies and performed by wholesome non-threatening rubes whose greatest dream is to become the new Jimmy Buffett. These tours are a huge deal…

Drunk dude appears to have mad-plowed disease.

I didn't realize how many fake cowboys found there way to Pittsburgh. I thought Scottsdale had that battle won.

This is being reported all over in this city. Allegedly, even the counterprotestors she had been arguing with started shouting for the cop to stop.

I'm giving this article one star because the author used too many parenthesis and there weren't any jokes about Canada. Could also use more f-bombs.

YOU SAW IT COMING, TROUT.

Ooo, down her spine. *shiver* I can imagine that would hurt.

I've always been a little ambivalent about having gone to a women's college. But the older I get, the more I think it was the right decision for me. Sure, rape happens everywhere and women rape too. But there is something to be said for there being no problems more important than women's problems. And also, very…

Yeah, that double major in biology and psychology did me no good at all.... except get me into medical school.

In my observation, it seems like the guys who complain most about their wives no longer having as much time for them after having kids are often the same ones who hardly do any parenting, and can't see how these two things are related.