Today, I baked pretzel buns from scratch. It was so fucking easy! I told Mr. Barge that I should just bake a couple loaves of bread every weekend. It's not hard and we would know what was in our bread.

Brit In The Ranks here feels the need to say that English people call those fancy moving picture things "films", not "movies". Hence, "film stars".

... not all cops?

"(Idea: ACTUAL PLAN B ON THE SATURDAY MORNING BRUNCH MENU! And you could call your restaurant "Over the Counter." And you could serve Whorange Juice and Casual Seggs. Holy shit. Copyrighted.)"

Not all women eat steak

Maaaaaaaaaaaaybe rich folks "love moving" because they can afford to hire people to pack, clean, move, clean, unpack, and clean everything? Then it's more like "magic" and less like "moving." :/

I've been sitting here thinking, "I can't remember the last time I was really really embarrassed ..."

Yep. I can laugh about it now because it's so cartoonishly shitty. Like Bond villain shitty.

My vagina made $9500 working from home this week! My vagina's last paycheck was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister's vagina has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week! I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

This is what I do,,,,,,,,,,…

You don't have to hide behind a burner, Laurence Olivier.

jesus motherloving christ you just made coffee come out of my nose, Comtesse.

BECAUSE KRISTY THOMAS WAS A BIG OL' LESBIAN AND WANTED TO KEEP THE BABYSITTERS CLUB A CLAMBAKE!

She had an advantage, no doubt, but that advantage wasn't the only thing that got her where she is.

When I have money and can spend it, I panic. It comes from being poor for so long. I finally got $100 to spend on just groceries today and I had a panic attack after spending it because I wasn't use to it. I imagine having $300 and spending it on a t-shirt would straight up kill me.

He showed courage and loyalty when it mattered the most. Pod may not be a terribly good squire, but he is straight up ride or die.

I'm adding The Adventures of Brianne and Pod to the list of spinoffs I would watch religiously. And I'm starting to think Brianne may turn into the Zuko of GoT where nearly everyone who travels with her slowly reaches an epiphany that completely changes their lives.

Misty and Ashley are the BEST PEOPLE. I have never met Ebony, but she seems incredibly amazing. I'm a brown girl doing ballet, as are lots of my students (not to mention brown BOYS doing ballet, too!) and dancers like these inspire us every damn day.

Robin Arryn is the creepiest character on GoT. Every time he appears on screen my skin crawls.

Bread is good, no matter where it comes from!