You'd think there would be Spam slices instead of Canadian bacon on Hawaiian pizza.

I don't know if that's true, but I've read that that special topping was developed in post-war Germany, when people were wanting for at least an idea of exotism and luxury, and the first-ever TV chef provided the population with made-up recepies of supposedly foreign origin ... [^_^]

Burt! Burt! BURT! why am i stuck in the grey zone but that troll is not, whhhhyyyyyy?

Has anyone else noticed a correlation between people who fawn over Adam Levine and those who enjoyed/will defend to the death Fifty Shades of Gray? Or is it just mediocre people in my life?

Wow, that reminds me of my upcoming book 900 Dirty Socks Picked Up Off The Floor and Dining Room Chairs Are You Kidding Me Why Are They On The Chair That Is Gross, Kevin.

"For God's sakes, Lemon. We'd all like to flee to the Cleve and club-hop down at the Flats and have lunch with Little Richard, but we fight those urges because we have responsibilities."

How can feminists end up with all these abortions when they are all man-hating lesbians? I find all this so confusing.

I feel you. I just think everybody's hot. Why is that so hard to understand?

I've been with my (male) partner for just under 10 years. A lot of people think "Oh, you're straight" and given the evidence, i don't blame them. But then the people who feel comfortable making snide or outright offensive remarks because they "assume" you are straight annoys the hell out of me. It wouldn't matter if I…

I, too, have been waiting for the cartoon birds to braid my hair AND dress me in my princess garb. Waiting a long time.

I don't know... I'm inordinately grateful I am not them. I mean, I adore Kraft Dinner and my ex-stray cat and Supernatural and my 8-year-old Honda Fit. These things are all easy to find, obtain and keep without angst. I am pleased with my life choices.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion. Just remember that she doesn't style her hair for the sake of boners.

Awww, Pabst-Koch? I hate it when that happens - really ruins the mood.

"Ms. Koch’s dog, Sir William Sugarplum, helped walk her down the aisle." I can´t even.

This reminds me of why I threw Fear of Flying against a wall after about four chapters.

That is all.

Elisabeth van Lawick van Pabst-Koch

I KNOW RIGHT? I wanna superimpose Kanye's face on all Confederate flags and spread them all over the South. Maybe a massive airdrop of Kanfederate flags.

Yeah, I have no idea why anyone thinks it ok to wear that much perfume! I use a roll-on perfume, and I touch one wrist with it twice, and then rub it on my other wrist, that more than enough!

I second your cromulent statement.