Ha. That's how I feel about mine. I LOVE my apartment. My landlord let is slip when we were signing our lease. She was explaining how an elderly woman, who had no family, lived in the apartment and that when she died...in the apartment...my landlord's husband payed for her burial because no one else would come…

I spent the last hour of my work day reading these and as 5 rolls around...I realize that I have to leave in a few minutes and go home to a dark, empty (except for the cat and dog) place I call home. WHERE I KNOW A WOMAN DIED.

Don't believe in ghosties and am a big ol' skeptic, but was very entertained (bravo, everyone)! My favorite was the campsite 'sleeping' photos, because the plausible thought that someone could stalk and fuck with you like that IS actually terrifying.

I don't know about you, but I like men with a sense of decorum. You know, the kind of guy that doesn't state his sexual preferences on a forum about tailoring. But maybe some women do like the kind of guy who lets his sexual frustrations dribble over into any conversation. You low-standards types can have at them.

Duncan was always a non-factor for me.

I hate myself for it, but team Logan forever. It speaks to the amazing nature of this show that I root for the guy behind bum fights.

Meh, all this nudity is pretty fucking boring. I know what naked ladies look like. When I look at pop stars I want to see them in fabulous fucking outfits.

Fellow Pittsburgher and drag queen groupie here! I see them around all the time 'cause I live across from the Blue Moon. I once saw them parallel-park Sharon's hearse, get out, and skip hand-in-hand across the street. I shat rainbows and glitter for about a week.

roving pack of James Spaders

TL:DR About an old farmhouse.

I would LOVE to know how many trans/non-cis people there are in the tech world. I've only met one other trans person in computer science and it was by chance on a bus to NY. He overheard me speaking to my friend about CS and being trans and he got so excited he had to introduce himself (he was sitting directly behind…

I'm a man. I can't change my car's oil. I could, maybe, change a tire if necessary... but it would be tough, and it would take a while. I can, however, do the following: Cook, clean and, in some capacity, teach.

I cannot love your Comic Book Guy comment enough. I read it in his voice.

Ahem, excuse me, paint did not "kill the guy who played the Tin Man." It merely gave Buddy Ebsen an allergic reaction, necessitating his replacement by Jack Haley. I begin to question your commitment to behind-the-scenes minutiae of 75-year-old films, actor Seth Rogen.

THISTHISTHISSSS

When I read the book the first time, my initial thoughts of Gale were "Oh hello Mr. Plot Device, how will you be complicating things? You are certainly not the boy in this book." Then there was Peeta and I thought, "Yes, that is the boy in this book." Of course, now every time someone mentions the book my only…

FUCK YOU PEOPLE. YOU ARE NOT BEING FORCED TO PROVIDE ACCESS TO SHIT. HEALTH INSURANCE IS PART OF THE COMPENSATION YOU PROVIDE TO YOUR EMPLOYEES TO BUY THEIR LABOR. YOU'RE NOT DOING THEM A FUCKING FAVOR, AND IT ISN'T YOUR PLACE TO DECIDE HOW THEY CAN SPEND THE MONEY THAT IS THEIRS. I HATE YOUR GUTS.

Okay, let me throw in my 5 cents.

Seriously. I've been on birth control since I was around 15/16 after years of major physical pain and week-long periods, and I have only one thing to say to Republicans: from my cold, dead hands.

Ginger Snaps blew me away—such a smart, powerful, deeply affecting film, with such overt feminist messages to boot. I haven't seen The Company of Wolves, but damn, clearly I need to.