Y'know what? I'll take the tone. They actually acted. That's what matters, IMO. A really well-written and contrite apology ain't shit if the offender stays employed or unpunished.

A male friend once quite seriously told me he knew he'd hate anal sex because he hated prostate exams. I told him I hate pap smears, but I still enjoy vaginal sex. His mind was blown :-)

Why so many shoes?

The bravest question a guy ever asked me was if I derived any sexual pleasure from applying a tampon. My response was to ask if he enjoyed getting his prostate examined. His answer was "Yeah... kind of." Touché.

I believe some men are too scared to ask women these questions because they know, deep down in the hairy masculine vault of their very being, that these are some profoundly stupid questions. They fear the women will look at them with a withering stare, sneer slightly and then tell their friends, "hey, you really need…

How can a woman hold it together for everyone else but have such a short fuse with her husband?

Why so many shoes?

Animating women and girls is so hard.

Oh, I love Kronk too.

Yzma is the best Disney villain - nay, CHARACTER - of all time. There, I said it.

Why does it seem that he types like this?

Is it bad that still LOVED the United States of Tara? (And if loving that show is wrong, I don't want to be right.)

Let's steal it! I'm sure my partner will be delighted to hear he's now my novio.

Marlo Thomas (I think?) once said that for a man, you have to be Joe McCarthy before you're considered ruthless; for a woman, all you have to do is put a man on hold.

I've always liked 'To whom much is given, much is expected.'

Dammit, I did NOT sign up for the dark and depressing dystopian cyberpunk future. I signed up for the spiffy, shiny Jetson's one. I demand to speak to a manager about this!

Vote: MediaMonkey

Yes, I know. You're merely repeating what you've heard. Don't shoot the messenger. I get it. What I don't get is why you think it's relevant. One woman's acceptance of her harassment means nothing. It changes nothing. So why repeat it?

My favorite: I got a "Hiya, toots!" while crossing the street in front of a truck driver. I felt like I was in 1930s movie.