I just did a tea spit-take reading that headline. THIS IS GOLDEN.

I WANT THAT BEYONCE TRACK. I WANT IT. That re-do of "Crazy in Love" is a thing I've been waiting for for MONTHS. I keep finding covers, but no actual song yet. Some hasty research has suggested that it won't be dropping until the whole album does right around February 11. BAH.

I think anyone who complains about someone using their phone in a car while stuck in LA traffic has probably never before experienced anything akin to LA traffic, and they're probably thinking that it occasionally, you know, MOVES like even very heavy traffic might in other large cities. This is a falsehood. You could…

"Won't somebody please think of the proletariat?" is my new favorite phrase EVER.

Yeah, and the whole "the woman said NOTHING" thing is particularly confusing to me. I am entirely unfamiliar with bro-dude culture (obviously) but I am still pretty certain, "she wouldn't give me the time of day" or a similar figure of speech is still code for "she's ignoring you because she doesn't want to engage…

This. This this this. The distance between "How are you doing today?" versus "How are YOU doing today?" is a wide, wide gulf. Context 100% matters.

I say this having never been to NYC, but if it's anything like other city centers I've been in, the mere fact that they broke stride to foist a "hello" on this woman already means they broke the social contract, even if it was a significantly lesser offense. Sad, but true.

Could be a caching issue. If their servers are set up anything like the ones I work with, you can make an edit to the web and push it out quickly, but it's anyone's guess how long it will take for the changes to go into effect across all browsers. We run into this issue on the daily when we email folks back and are…

Historically, the reason Pittsburgh has smaller borders than other cities is because after the City of Pittsburgh annexed Allegheny, the millionaires got huffy and decreed that there would be no more annexation of the tiny neighbor cities, which is why Wexford and Cranberry are allowed to just...be up there. EXISTING.

I have three words for this schmuck: Kenan and Kel.

I hate to nitpick when I should be cheering, but maaaaaaaaaaaaan that fake-British accent is ruining it for me. Still, I'm always happy to see new Potter content! :)

My parents live in Augusta (the Georgia half of this city) and I've watched the news when I'm down there visiting. If North Augusta's evening headlines look anything like Augusta's (and I suspect they do) then there's PLENTY more pressing matters for police to concern themselves with. Like, actual crimes and stuff.

YES. I kept scrolling through comments until I found someone who had already called him out for the Editor's Note. But I'm pretty sure Pinkham is the devilish mind behind the "these foods should not exist" columns, so I'm not super surprised.

No shame in that game. That's actually considered a-okay from a formal dining etiquette standpoint in the United States since it's cool to use the fork the other way around here. I have a friend with cerebral palsy, and she has a similar problem re: left-side weakness and always cuts food first and switches hands.

I had similar bad hormone problems with birth control pills and initially tried to get the Paragard (non-hormonal) IUD placed. The resulting experience was bad enough that not only did it NOT get placed, but they also ended up giving me some kind of drug they normally reserve for pregnant women to induce labor. I WAS…

This is less a product and more of a general pet peeve I've developed after talking with a few friends who've gone through this: I would like to suggest that doctors be allowed (nay, ENCOURAGED) to give out the good drugs before inserting an IUD. Because this useless…

I was walking down the street with my boyfriend and there was a woman about 100 feet in front of us wearing headphones. She passed by these two dudes on the corner, and one of them stopped and said something along the lines of "I'd like to get me some of that" or something else that implied that ladies are just like…

I know those feels. It always seems to be feast or famine for tiny feet. Either I find NOTHING, or the size 5 is the only size left. (I like it when it's the second one. Awww yisssss.)

Right, I don't know if it was because I had a weird/bad start to my day today or what, but I read that article, and I saw RED. Just like, dude, who the hell are YOU to lecture ME about my alternative milk products? Does his smug ass honestly think people are drinking almond milk because they believe the nutritional…

Okay, I never actually lived with this person, but I have three different friends who did, and this is the strangest roommate situation I've ever personally had ties to (and I once walked in on an orgy in my hallway). My friends M and T lived with this girl MAYBE a month before GTFO'ing, but my poor friend J got stuck…