*Turns off Game Of Thrones...

When Tiger Woods won last month at Augusta, all the talking heads were saying it was the “greatest comeback in the history of sports”. The first I thought of was Niki. It will be a very long time if ever before we see someone go from last rights to the grid in six weeks to World Champion in a year.  Heroic stuff.

That’s known as the Mormon Special.

I mean, I’m pretty sure that’s how a limo service can work, if you request it.

I’m not ashamed to state that there are tears in the corner of my eyes as I type this. I was gonna snark on politics, gun control, etc, but all that gets washed away when the beauty of the human spirit is on full display.

Only Ferrari I’ve ever REALLY wanted. I mean, I’d settle for an F40, but late at night lying in bed i’d regret it.

This should have been published on The Takeout

I actually told my co-driver that. He laughed, thinking I was joking.

Their is no reason for the U.S. Consumer to pay the Tariffs, which take effect on China today.

Granted, part of this media drive was in Virginia, where I was watching my ass about 10 times more than normal because I have zero desire to go back inside

I’m from MO trust me he is.

This guy sounds like a douche-nozzle, but I’m okay with this bill. Loot boxes are predatory, and regardless of how I feel about general microtransactions, we’d be better off with loot boxes (at least ones that require real money) being axed.

Ha. For real.

Goose the engine once at a stop light and your next premium payment will be through the roof.

Cheaper insurance?  Monitoring my driving?

BEST COLOR... EVER.

I want one. WHERE’S MY SUPER PURSUIT?

The golden ring of hell.

Oh brother... All the poor VFX artists slaving away in front of their computers from now until November working 22 hour days on the fucking Sonic The Hedgehog movie. It sounds like the lowest ring of hell.

Of course, she can afford more, she has an expensive Range Rover. The point is she wants to downgrade to something more reasonable and probably use the rest of that money for something else that brings happiness.