I was going to write in Popovich/James (LeBron).

I’m sure if this is granted, his lawyers would never dream of trying the use the fact that he is a sitting president to delay the trial until the end of his term, if not exempt him altogether. That would be madness!

That’s just what Trump needs - another vengeful fucker with a proven track record of revenge and a slush fund.

#UGotPlayed

But baggage won. And Trump didn’t get more votes. He got the same number of votes as Romney and McCain. It was the Dems who didn’t show.

How about the idea that you yourself crapped on a couple weeks ago: Consider living in a place that isn’t a liberal hipster paradise. Hillary won the popular vote and lost the electoral vote because her supermajorities in WA, OR, CA, NY, IL, and DC didn’t mean jack in close races in nearly every battleground state.…

Turnout is down. It’s down by a lot, so far. This is on us. We didn’t show up and vote. Younger people went around 9% for third parties, if they bothered to show up at all. It’s 2000 all over again — when people don’t show up to vote, Republicans win. How many idiots are going to be standing here a couple years from…

This wasn’t about a “viable” candidate or personality or past. None of that mattered. This was a tribalism vote, a reaction to having a non-traditional leader of the country. Trump just happened to be the guy to get the support. If he had not run, it would have been Jeb Bush. Or Kaisch. Or whatever white , Christian…

I guess the great crime here is that Hillary failed to offer up impossible and worthless platitudes to these folks. I don’t look down on working class people, my father certainly falls into that category. However, you’re selling snake oil to these people if you try to convince them that manufacturing is coming back as…

Weird how the only economic demographic Trump didn’t win was people making under $50k annually, but sure, this was “economic anxiety.”

White communities in suburban areas, like my home of suburban Wayne County (Detroit) have seen successful economic rebounds and improvements since the bottoming out of 2006 - 2010.

Nope. Racism is (again) shorthand for white class anxiety. Intersectional or fuck off.

So what do the Trump supporters do when there’s no wall, no deportations, and Obamacare gets renamed and retooled but not eliminated?

What about the 20 states he won outside of the rust belt? What’s their excuse?

Comey couldn’t wait EIGHT DAYS to complete an ongoing investigation, as per protocol, to mention the fucking emails?! You know, show some restraint, like he has about ongoing investigations into Trump dealings?! What a bag of cocks. He better be drafting a resignation letter now, he’s out of a job Jan. 21.

The fact that Hillary is leading in a number of states thanks to early voting is helping me breath a little more easily going into Tuesday.

To this entire family:

Tl;dr stop bugging my husband about his tiny hands because his feelings are hurt.

What is crazy to me is the number of conservatives lashing out on twitter about how much of a class act Melania is and how Michelle Obama has no class. I seriously can’t even process how anyone can see FLOTUS as not being a class act, regardless of politics.