When one party’s primary has concluded but the other side’s is ongoing, it’s very normal for the former party’s prospective nominee to outpoll the latter’s. McCain went up on Obama in several polls after he’d sewn up the nomination, too. It doesn’t portend much for November; it just means that the GOP’s hold-outs…

“Men are afraid their gifts will be returned. Women are afraid they’ll get stabbed 20 times.”

May she get the help she needs to start the healing process.

That’s really something I wish more people would take away from this. There are a very large number of people alive today who were there at a time when they couldn’t marry someone they chose because of that person’s skin color. And in 50 years, people will be just as shocked about the gender issue.

Sleater Kinney’s reunion was fucking BOMB. I have the same hopes for Hole.

I appreciated this when I saw it shared this weekend. Single working mom of 3 - my husband died 3 years ago so there’s no dad to take the kids on weekends or to pick up the slack. It’s incredibly hard and sometimes I just am desperate for someone - anyone - to actually understand. There’s no fix or real help that…

Sleater Kinney’s reunion was fucking BOMB. I have the same hopes for Hole.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

How much you want to bet that Heidi has a locked drawer in their bedroom and that Ted is completely unaware of its contents?

It reminds me of the bit Samantha Bee did: “Now, some guys may say, ‘What, does this mean I can’t even ask a woman out at work?’ And the answer is, ‘Yes. You’re at work.’”

I am so gutted.

Right? Phife just died. Have some respect, crudely styled transphobes of the North.

Kristin Wiig is like, 50% funny/50% annoying, Melissa McCarthy doesn’t do a lot for me. If I get around to seeing this (likely iTunes or Netflix), it’ll be for McKinnon and Jones, who are consistently absolutely fucking hysterical.

Girl Scout: That will be $16 Mr. Bale

This is absurd.

1990

This girl is going to rule us all one day.

>Airplane armrests are to be split evenly between passengers. One person takes the front half of the armrest, the other person takes the back half.

Also unnecessary but necessary to point out that these plumbers belong to a Union, the exact thing that Snyder has been trying to undermine.