Important question: why would you want to be homecoming queen? That just sounds terrible.

But what if the server is trying to murder you by giving you crunchy food when you are allergic to crunchy?

Who the hell is Chris Christie and why does his name sound like something a kid would make up on a fake id when given no time to prepare?

Sorels are my favorites! I have a pretty pair (that is also super freaking warm) and a really hardcore pair with extra liners that I used to use for winter camping. I've had that pair over 10 years and they are still spectacular.

Some of us do live in the about to be snow covered, wet, weather hell hole that is upstate new York. Granted, we all already own boots.

I’ve owned 3 different Lumix point and shoot versions over the last 10 years and they have all been fantastic. Great pre-settings, great steadying, you can program your own shutter speed etc. if you need to. Each one I buy has been cheaper and better than the one before.

I’ve owned 3 different Lumix point and shoot versions over the last 10 years and they have all been fantastic. Great…

Good. who would want to marry those asshats anyway? (and yes, asshat is code for fedora)

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD That movie was everything. I saw it at the mall theater with my best friend and my mom dropped us off in her minivan. I'm pretty sure we ate warheads and bunch a crunch and drank surge.

Some of the reason why Americans don’t have passports is that many people don’t need them or didn’t need them until recently. Up until the EU was created and various treaty agreements went into place, Europeans needed a passport to travel 100 miles, in a lot of cases, and definitely needed one to go somewhere warm in…

Yeah, I’m with you on that one. All my friends with straight hair want my curls until they see what it takes to maintain them and the constant battle I have with my comb. Currently the hair is beating the comb.

I tried to read the original essay. That was a mistake. As an extremely well educated, privileged, well enough to do white woman, her privilege and total ignorance of it makes even me feel sick. Can we please stop with the revisionist history? Look, your dress is pretty. I get it. I liked the clothes on Mad Men too. I…

I am very disappointed with this. It used to be I could claim that the reason I didn’t go to Ranger school is because I am a woman and wasn’t allowed to. Now I have to face the fact that it is because I am woefully underqualified and hilariously incapable. Damn feminists, why do they keep ruining my fantasies by…

Here here! I think Jackie Fox has shown both extreme courage in going public with what has happened to her as well as an insight and measured response that is beyond admirable. To be fair, anything beyond yelling “Chrissy, what the hell is wrong with you?" at the computer screen is an overly thoughtful response.

Dude seems like an asshole. All teenagers are assholes (I get he’s not a teen anymore but he was when he said a bunch of this shit). I don’t like his music. I don’t like his sentiment. I will not listen to it, buy it, or go to his concerts, and I would actively try and prevent the University where I work from paying…

I haven't seen any terrible signs around Ithaca College or Cornell yet, and I have been carrying around my own spray paint in case I need to edit any signs for nothing.

To be fair, we have also lost the wars on poverty, drugs, terrorism, and Justin Bieber.

Why do I love this comment so much? Oh yeah, because truth.

My parents are 60, they have been married since just after college. My father would be fine (at taking care of the house) if my mother died first. it’s not just retro bullshit it’s retro bullshit from a world that never existed and also wishful thinking. People have outlived each other and survived since, well, almost…

The funny thing, and by funny I mean unfortunately sadly peculiar, is that part of the reason we have marriage is to recognize love relationships that do not have blood familial bonds. Of course you love your mother and because you are related that love is recognized by society and the law. If you are adopted, that…