Ah fuck off.

Please stay away from all dogs and other animals.  

I understand and appreciate the sentiment behind your comment, but wanted to follow up on a couple of common misconceptions.

They were busy planning Trump fundraisers.

It’s odd, I haven’t seen the story about the arrests of the people who hired these undocumented immigrants.

Sure feels great to be an American this week. Boy howdy.

Pffft...How dare you care about Context...

I’m the last person to consider myself a “Swifty” but having read the article, it strikes me as a tad disingenuous to leave behind the context in the author claiming advocacy / representation in her chosen “Welcome to New York” quote. In full it reads “And you can want who you want. Boys and boys and girls and girls”…

Gun laws are extremely relaxed in Texas—you must be 18 to purchase a gun, but 21 to buy one from a dealer with a federal firearms license, and there’s no state gun registration.

I’m definitely old enough to know that Chris Bukowski was on shows that this franchise stopped making 7 years ago. ‘Bachelor Pad’ anyone?? Sadly, he’s 32 so he’ll be gone by...tonight’s episode.

watching host Nicolle Wallace frozen on the spot, understanding that something big is happening in front of her but seemingly with no idea at all what to do with it, or herself.

I don’t particularly like Alyssa Milano, but to say she was “an early spokesperson and advocate for HIV/AIDS awareness” is massively selling short what she did.

Ugh what the fuck is right. 

Meanwhile, can someone come get Bernie? What the fuck, man?

Random idea off the top of my head that’s both practical and a sad commentary on society:

These are preventable deaths period.

So accurate I’m crying.

Wut?  Are you even a parent?  How do you survive?

Thing I have said to my toddler: “Ugh, no, don’t lick the dog. No, don’t lick me either!”