hello-haaaaaaaay
hello haaaaaaaay
hello-haaaaaaaay

Wait so the real question is has that nurse ever *given* a shot before? All that medical narrative sure sounds like the nurse receiving instructions on how to administer the shot.

No. Bad take.

Nothing Much Happens is the besttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

Show me.

Oh madam, I wholeheartedly disagree. We REGULARLY have charcuterie boards in our house. It’s a staple anytime we’re hosting guests, but sometimes just a Friday night clearing the DVR. And we eat everything on it.

But everyone has somewhere to be! Why is your connection more important than my connection? We would all like to stand and we would all like to be off the plane first. But that is not possible because of space and time and physics and stuff. 

But everyone wants to stretch! But there is not room for everyone to stretch. So why do you get to be the one to stretch? Just fucking chill and then we can all get out of here at a more reasonable pace.

Aw this is kind of sad :( I’m sorry!

I feel like there’s something to this though. Like to show gratitude to all of the wonderful things that make our days safer and easier. This is good.

THIS IS SO SWEET I LOVE IT SO MUCH CAN I STEAL IT???

I do this, too :) It’s to make up for all of the awful, awful people who leave their carts all over the place.

Saaaaaaaaaaaame. Stars, pennies, birthday candles. I take eyelash wishes very seriously.

I had lotsssssssssssss of games at my reception. But also lotsssssssssssss of alcohol. And tacos!

Ugh. He was the absolute best.

Yeah! I’m rooting for him. And I kind of hate the way everyone else treats him, like studying him to see if he’s making progress and commenting one very little thing he does. That has to be a difficult way to live!

I agree! The drama has been surprising. I really hope they don’t start becoming more... I dunno more like the US reality TV that it’s been a respite from thus far? Does that make sense?

omg WHAT that sounds amazing.

My son is 2 and a half. Yesterday they had a drill called “rabbits in the hole” where all the children hide silently around the classroom. I’ve been having a really hard time with it.

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE FUN THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY?

Couldn’t decide between Seinfeld and this wacky lady. Decided on the wackadoodle.