Pffft...How dare you care about Context...

I’m the last person to consider myself a “Swifty” but having read the article, it strikes me as a tad disingenuous to leave behind the context in the author claiming advocacy / representation in her chosen “Welcome to New York” quote. In full it reads “And you can want who you want. Boys and boys and girls and girls”…

Gun laws are extremely relaxed in Texas—you must be 18 to purchase a gun, but 21 to buy one from a dealer with a federal firearms license, and there’s no state gun registration.

I’m definitely old enough to know that Chris Bukowski was on shows that this franchise stopped making 7 years ago. ‘Bachelor Pad’ anyone?? Sadly, he’s 32 so he’ll be gone by...tonight’s episode.

watching host Nicolle Wallace frozen on the spot, understanding that something big is happening in front of her but seemingly with no idea at all what to do with it, or herself.

I don’t particularly like Alyssa Milano, but to say she was “an early spokesperson and advocate for HIV/AIDS awareness” is massively selling short what she did.

Ugh what the fuck is right. 

Meanwhile, can someone come get Bernie? What the fuck, man?

Random idea off the top of my head that’s both practical and a sad commentary on society:

These are preventable deaths period.

So accurate I’m crying.

Wut?  Are you even a parent?  How do you survive?

Thing I have said to my toddler: “Ugh, no, don’t lick the dog. No, don’t lick me either!”

We'll be sure to inform Armie of your preferences so he can abide by them in the future.

Once my son started crawling he would literally sneak up behind me and bite my ankles. He thought it was so funny when I’d scream.

Ok.

I didn’t personally because they weren’t my children. But my friends post all kinds of weird shit their children do to commiserate with other parents and get a laugh out of their friends who don’t have kids.

Kids do weird crap. I’ve never had one stick my toes in their mouth but not for lack of trying. I’ve had one sneeze in my mouth. I’ve had one lick my ear. Bite my hands. Literally put their butt on my face.

This reaction is super fascinating. (because everyone was asking where you are from I looked at some of your old comments to figure out you weren’t from North America originally.. though that should be obvious because EVERYONE has at least seen SOME Mr. Rogers these parts.)