ugh

Yeah girl. The ONLY reason I decided to take my mister’s last name was for simplicity’s sake when it came to procreation. But now I still get sad about it. My signature is fly as fuck though.

The cancer stuff is fascinating... but Vicki’s meltdown at the baptism party (what did I just write?) has to be one of my most favorite RHOC moments everrrrrrr.

Like he worked at Walgreens one summer or something? Oh, Brooks.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

My favorite pen is the free pen you get from Hyatt. I love it so much. I’ve got like 30 of them now. I do not know where to find these pens except for stealing them from every conference I attend at a Hyatt. Apparently I’m not the only one who is super into these pens. You can purchase them on eBay: http://www.ebay.com…

My favorite pen is the free pen you get from Hyatt. I love it so much. I’ve got like 30 of them now. I do not know…

I LOVE YOU, SELENER! but this is all I can think of...

He’s basically Larry David except the things he cares about are important.

This is maybe my third time attempting the C25K program. I am now at the point where I can run for like 23 minutes straight. Which sounds SO SHORT but you know what else is short? My adorably stubby legs. So 23 minutes is a BIG DEAL for me.

Also I skipped this morning’s run hee hee I’m so cute.

Why does she hate women SO MUCH?

I’m diggin it.

I’m an idiot and did not get that the Serial reference was intentional. I turned to my mister and said, “geez how do they not know about the Leakin Park Best Buy parking lot?”

My ring might be like how people are with their babies. I have no idea if it is hideous because I effing love it and it’s perfect and anyone else can suck it.

but isn’t it kind of sweet that we’ve all been there and can unite in that universal experience?

Randilyn, you are just the best.

Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl I feel you. When I like things, I get excited and I proselytize. And I cannot stop trying to get people to use the diva cup (or any cup). Also Tervis Tumblers! They keep hot things hot and cold things cold!

I actually do have a very vivid memory of one of my ex boyfriends getting up in the middle of the night and wiggling into one of my denim skirts so he could go outside for a cigarette. It’s one of my favorite memories of him :)

Perfect.