This illustration is pure perfection.

WHAT! hahahahahaha this teacher sounds amaaaaazinggggg

yeah I quit too but it was actually pretty recently. I still really liked it even though it got a little exhausting because there’s always a “big reveal” that ends up not being anything at all and also i’m always like “ugh just trust your parents!” and “tell the police!” and “Ezra is too old for you—this is illegal!”…

Okay I get that this is a safety hazard or whatever, but I really don’t text all that often (I’m really bad at being a millenial and I don’t have enough friends) but there was one time I was doing something stupid on my phone like looking up the weather or IMDBing something super important as I was walking into a…

I hate this.

I guessed on like all of that. But I did know who Anne Hathaway was! Though she kinda looked like Gillian Jacobs. But now can we have an explanation of who errbody else is?

Cool thanks for posting this so that I CAN CRY ALL OVER AGAIN.

Of course I would.

The photo was way disappointing. Your interpretation is way better.

All of these names are THE WORST! Tenley, Kiptyn, Samm, and Koltyn. How did this happen?

TONY + GWEN 4EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s the ugliest effing dress I’ve ever seen.

I want so badly to be vegetarian. I eat scrambled eggs a lot. I think I would be okay giving up the rest of it. Can vegetarians eat scrambled eggs? I want to be good. I’m just... so... selfish. Ugh. I’m ashamed.

I had a dentist appointment last week and saw a little donation box for Smile Train. As I looked it over I thought to myself, “oh yeah, that’s the charity Kristen was promoting...” and then I hated myself the rest of the day for realizing that there was only one thing I knew about this charity, and it was related to…

Ya’ll really should have included these pictures from the WSJ and Advocate links:

Geezus those Good Day Sacramento knuckleheads are THE WORST. Yuck.