This looks terrible. I’m probably going to L-O-V-E love it.

This made me chuckle. I’m not going to say LOL because that would be a lie. But I did audibly chuckle. Like dis:

Sidenote—when I was a kid, I thought Garfield was increeeeeeeeedible. Like comedy gold. I would check out Garfield books from the school library on the reg. I would just laugh and laugh and laugh... wondering how everyone else was missing out on this hilarity.

Constance Zimmer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think that’s just the wait staff? Also is he wearing a cape?

yesssssss... yesssssss... phase 1 complete...

Totally fine. Be proud of who you are. My mister likes to pretend to protest these shows every now and again, but I always pull him in.

fuck this show now it’s time for BACHELOR IN PARADISE. I feel like I’ve shared this gif compilation before but whateva let’s do it again.

Of course I would. Did you hear him giving business advice to Ira Glass during the NPR pledge drive? Suh cute.

Right? Thass what I was thinkin. Poor kid.

I know I know I know he can be kinda creeptastic and all... but don’t you just want to hug him??

WAIT JUST A GODDAMN SECOND. Is this supposed to be in order? Because not only should Jake Ballard be beating out stupid Fitz, he should be #1. What the damn hell.

She’s absolutely stunning. And just seems so cool... seemed so cool...

Are we absolutely sure that Ice is the father?

I was SUPER impressed with this premier. E! is being more responsible and sensitive than I was anticipating. It’s an unexpected (but pleasant!) surprise.

Also yesssssssssssssssss Kanye was so endearing!!!!

We brought you back, baby

Creative Writing degree right here, betches!!! I dont even know where my student loan debt came from but it’s super depressing. But Mr. Hello Hay is cool with it because I’m great in the sack.

I think saying she “finally” apologized is a little unfair. It’s been like two days. I think this was an impressive apology, especially for a celebrity. She recognized her limited understanding on a complex issue and just came right out to say, “I fucked up. Sorry bout that” when she easily could have let all of the…