@nvleafs: Don't get me wrong I'll take a little more.

I'll be sure to share this information with my barefoot pregnant wife.

Where's the NSFW tag?

My dreams of becoming a porn star have been rekindled.

@AnakChan: That was funny. You have been hearted.

@jrizzle2009: I'm waiting for the next Palm. It's been hard, watching everybody I know getting knew Android phones. If the Windows phones are good, I don't know if I'll be able to continue holding out.

vote: PowerPoint

I'm all over this. First I got to find the DIY pool instructions, then I'm a solar hula hoop making fool.

@Hello! My name is Anonymous: Too long didn't read. Good thing there's not a #googleitbyatch tag.

What does #tldr stand for?

Mirror's have been known to lie, but photographs rarely do.

Vote: Done

I'm always a little suspicious of these half naked facebook friend requests who have a ton of male friends.

And after the body is decomposed, "the water is a fantastic fertiliser", he says.

@NarcoSleepy: The inner child in me is suffocating.

no. 2 is the shit!

@Jessup: Tell your cat that it's not funny. Once your cat realizes this then it will probably not do this anymore.

@Jason Fitzpatrick: Nice article! I have decided not to die so it's not really relevant to me, but nice article anyway.

It sure would be interesting to see my great grandparents Facebook.

"not the only rich nerd being played in a movie by someone more attractive than he really is"