I think coming up with twelve random characters might be a tad difficult for me. Would it be alright if I started with the seven dwarfs and then randomly chose five other characters?

Tony Robbins > Alcohol

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Doesn't make you more attractive or doesn't make you see attractiveness where it doesn't exist?

@boluke01: This is why women drink for free!

I am fairly convinced that the reason multitasking while driving doesn't cause more accidents is because of all the people who are paying attention. Those drivers that are concentrating on the road are avoiding those who think they are able to drive and do other things.

I think I liked it better when drug using parents were hypocrites.

When I was a one year old we had to walk uphill in the snow in order to get our weed. Way to spoil your kids! The arrest in this case is totally righteous.

@Bill Clinton: I knew you would get it Mr. Ex Pres.

@stan_i_am: I used to think the same thing. Then my wife showed me her necklace and I realized that I was wrong.

@Dogen: I see I'm in good company (the people you have hearted).

I have a friend who lives there!

I can't wait to see the Ferrari developed using a team from Conair.

A real Ferrari might get you laid. This though, this is a guaranteed blow job.

@diverguy: I had no choice on the wording. It's my porn name.

So what kind of fetish is this? This is getting more and more common.

I can see that there is going to be a lot of d**k swinging with people trying to create longer email address to prove that they now have the longer email account.

He's just trying to compensate for his small twitter.

You young kids and your brain problems.

Steve Jobs is rolling over in his grave.

That solves it Dick Tracy!