@Dr. What?: I resemble that remark.

@Ignignokt: Ignorant and demeaning I can take. But if you ever speak of me watching Green Acres ever again, you are going down.

You know who really despises government interference in their lives?

@octasquid: Which will lead to bestiality.

@CaraDeChocolate: It totally understands Spanish (entiendes Espanol totalmente). It's just pretending not to understand.

@PresidentKennedy: It does seem that they would have an unfair advantage.

@TheloniousFunk: Very proud of the girls!

@nairb555: They are real boobies, so basically they are going to be different sizes.

You'll be singing a different tune when some of those "rural" folks are adding their two cents to the conversation that is the internet.

Quis custodiet ipsos ceos?

@trexchard: I read somewhere that he's driving a 2007 Mercedes that he bought brand new. Very recently I read that.

@acj540: Leave Steve alone..!..!

@Arken: Yes. That's why its Steve Jobs and not Steve Job.

Something about this challenge makes me think of Boobies!

Apple has always been and will always be about keeping it simple. I am certain that behind closed doors their philosophy is something similar to, "make sure a complete idiot can use it". It's a very challenging philosophy.

@Nitemancometh: I love to pick up dog ****! I am so tempted to get one of these old school e-ink readers. Heck I might even be tempted to get my own dog.

It's a one trick pony. It doesn't have a very big app store. It can't surf the internet. You can't read it in bed without turning the light on.

Who is this Chuck Norris guy everybody is always speaking about?

@hercules_100_98: It's two girls and a cup. If you don't know what that is... you could google it I guess (though I highly recommend against it).

@Lord_Data ∞: I would so kick somebody's donkey if they said I reminded them of Michael Cera.