Orgies aren't all their cracked up to be. In fact they are actually quite disgusting.

@Always Sunny In Flipadelphia: So glad you included a picture. That could have gone so wrong.

Isn't there a tag for recommending somebody to get starred?

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you abuse that star, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Is there nothing that a Tiger won't ride?

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Look at me. Look back at yourself. Look at me again. You still think you're a man?

What if it's dirty rice?

Hosers!

@goldentreesang: Not to me, but if they can make a computer that does that ("sucking away all your attention") whilst I'm sitting on the couch watching TV. I WANT IT!!

Make women!

I actually prefer the women who have had less sex partners. Guess I'll stick with the Virgin Mobile users.

I have had sex with both iPhone users and Android users.

@Squalor:Like you didn't already know that.

The iPhone is so easy to use.

I can hear the "pew pew pew".

@Kevin Purdy On a completely unrelated note. Lifehacker needs to add to its starred commenters.

@wiz: "Now I'm back to multiple cups per day but definitely not dependent and certain that I can stop whenever I want!"

I just can't start the day without a big glass of water. So refreshing.

meh