@Godson: If you are happy with Sprint, get an EVO. (Especially if you are in an area with 4g already)

@nutbastard: Don't know what happened to my first reply to you and I don't feel like typing it again.

I disagree. I think radishes make you smarter (than cookies) and therefore the radishes eaters figured out the problem was impossible in much less time.

@jcphil: I don't like the buzz from cocaine either. I just like the way it smells.

Just like any other drug. The more you do, the more it takes. Until you get to a level where you are just trying maintain some normalcy and avoid the crash that happens with withdrawal.

Ok, lets put this theory to the test. The most creative comment in reply to this comment gets a star. If you already have a star you will become the first double star commenter.

I wonder if I tie somebody to their chair (in order to teach them single tasking) would I be able to get away with it?

I think the #1 rule for trolls is to ignore them (don't feed).

Good job Whit!

I started running using the couch to 5k program ([www.coolrunning.com]). I started barefoot but ended up switching to minimal footwear (vibrams) due to running about a mile with little bits of glass embedded in my feet (had no idea that it was there). My feet got tore up pretty bad and I had to lay off running for…

Well heck, I could have told you that (because I'm smart). But I didn't (because I'm lazy).

"My wife (and somewhat me, too) has to have the house picture perfect anytime we have special guests over."

It was creative when the first person did it.

I only feel guilty because I spend a lot of my work time on lifehacker.

How much money do you need to never work and simply live off of the interest?

@Whitson Gordon: So you're saying there is still a chance then?

@djdare: Only problem is that all those long lost friends will never be able to find you.