How do I quit my job without actually quitting?

@Patrick Van: Can't even count how many times I uttered those very words.

@Whitson Gordon: Wow, I got mono in the 6th grade. This explains what happened to the rest of my life.

@cameron: SmartRunner and Flash Cards are the only two that I use regularly.

Vote: Win7

Not only will you live longer (according to this article) but the quality of your life will be improved as well (according to this former sedentary, brain drained, smoker).

@jessedybka: They have taxes in Canada? Dang there goes plan B.

Happy April 20th dude!

@Frisbee: The lack of capitalization at the beginning of your sentences makes you appear younger though.

I am Cinderella's foot to Lifehacker's glass slipper.

@suheal: "nothing like gambling" ... please. Everything is like gambling. Have you never heard of the great wisdom purveyor Kenny Rogers?

Finally, now I have an excuse to buy 40+ monitors.

No one shall stop me from becoming the master of the Farmville now! Evil Laugh. Louder Evil Laugh. Evil Laugh fading.

@Unionhawk: I learned not to use caps!!!!!!!!!!

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

@relyk5: Giving somebody a j-o-b as your personal chef is not a bad start.

@jonthan.c.chan: This is an awesome comment and sentiment. I immediately thought of my parents and I how I could frame your comment to put in my children's bedrooms without their grandparents being able to see it.

@jepzilla: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

There are several charities that I would like to give lots of money to.

Apple shall reject Opera, but Opera shall loudly voice that its not over till the fat lady sings.