HellNah89
hellnah89
9/10/19
4:28 AM
772

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

9/10/19
2:23 AM
141

Not a fucking “misunderstanding” when he lures her there with a lie, forces himself on her, physically prevents her from leaving, and tries to penetrate her with his fingers as she’s finally getting away. Read more

9/10/19
2:10 AM
2

it would only take a few baseball bat hit to the knee cap on a dark night to help him achieve greatness...

9/9/19
11:52 PM
4

Good point about plot holes. If a story works it’s easy to forgive. If not, well.....

5/16/19
9:42 PM
2

Um can I snap my fingers and he can wear me like that glove? 

Um can I snap my fingers and he can wear me like that glove? 

5/16/19
9:29 PM
142

2010: “Wait, they hired Johnny Storm from those shitty Fantastic Four films and the douchebro from Not Another Teen Movie to play Captain Fucking America?!”

5/16/19
9:21 PM
63

Batman is creepy, stalks people, and was inspired by Dracula.

5/16/19
9:18 PM
19

God Dammit.
I swear I was just talking with my girlfriend last night about how cool it was that Robert Pattinson went from making money in giant hits and moved into weirder, smaller, indie movies instead of blockbusters, and he has to go and fuck me like this. 

5/16/19
9:11 PM
89

He is an extremely underrated actor, and quite talented. Really looking forward to this.

5/16/19
9:10 PM
177

1988: Ugh, the guy from Beetlejuice is playing Batman? Mr. Mom? This is gonna be terrible.

5/16/19
8:32 PM
29

I’d like to think that when Trump is out, the floodgates will open and the funding and positions will come roaring back into now hollowed-out agencies. And that dedicated and talented people will happily pick their tools back up and go back to the work of protecting the environment. But that’s all about as likely as Read more

5/16/19
4:25 PM
19

Squeezed in between the five Game of Thrones articles and three Avengers/MCU articles a day.

5/16/19
3:52 PM
35

Gotta find the cash for those episode-by-episode DuckTales recaps somewhere.