As a lawyer, I'm always pretty jealous when people get assigned to juries. Lawyers are typically the only people who are really interested in what goes on "behind the scenes" and we almost always get excused!

I always thought this is why that wouldn't be a concern.

Good for them. Not everybody will agree, obviously, but you have the platform so go ahead and use it.

I was trying to think of a joke, but I can't. And won't. This is fucking delightful.

Shows how well the coaching can develop young talent at FSU

Robert Evans has a Twitter account and it's so, so disappointing after reading Drew's amazing weekly column.

I picked up Forsett and I pick up after myself

The fact that the audience is genuinely wondering about it is part of what elevates it into a different tier of action sci-fi, just like the satire and surprisingly poignant stuff of how much Robocop's humanity is intact in that film.

Why are you so proud to state, on Gizmodo, that you use adblock on Gizmodo? It's essentially saying, "Hey guys, keep writing stuff for me and never ever make any money off of me, even though by coming back and reading regularly it I show that I enjoy your content." Advertising is a huge chunk of Giz's revenue. I will…

"Red Punching Bag says it deeply regrets the role it played the night of the incident"

Three Fire Emoji = Hot. Took me about six reads to get it.

I don't have a problem with the things some people want to do to themselves. I only have a problem with it when I'm forced to participate by proximity. And then I really have a problem when they notice my avoidance of them, and then take offense at it. I go out of my way to avoid the things that cause me problems. …

No Idiocracy??????????

You are incorrect. They are the UConn Huskies. Their athletics website is www.uconnhuskies.com and their own recap of the game uses Huskies numerous times.

Wow, I thought I was the only one who read The Jaguar.