As a lawyer, I'm always pretty jealous when people get assigned to juries. Lawyers are typically the only people who are really interested in what goes on "behind the scenes" and we almost always get excused!

Good for them. Not everybody will agree, obviously, but you have the platform so go ahead and use it.

I was trying to think of a joke, but I can't. And won't. This is fucking delightful.

Shows how well the coaching can develop young talent at FSU

Robert Evans has a Twitter account and it's so, so disappointing after reading Drew's amazing weekly column.

I picked up Forsett and I pick up after myself

The fact that the audience is genuinely wondering about it is part of what elevates it into a different tier of action sci-fi, just like the satire and surprisingly poignant stuff of how much Robocop's humanity is intact in that film.

"Red Punching Bag says it deeply regrets the role it played the night of the incident"

Three Fire Emoji = Hot. Took me about six reads to get it.

You are incorrect. They are the UConn Huskies. Their athletics website is www.uconnhuskies.com and their own recap of the game uses Huskies numerous times.

I'm not big on throwing shade at others pastimes, and I understand it's fully legal, I just don't understand how anyone can look at something that majestic in nature and be like, "I should kill that fucker"

Metallica is always a great choice! Thanks, Samer!

No questions, just wanted to say hi to Tom.

In junior high school I was developing autoimmune hepatitis (and probably ulcerative ulcerative colitis it too it turns out) unbeknownst to me. So I had a lot of fluctuation between constipation and diarrhea. And one time I didn't shit for like 4 days, after previously having shat a ton the week before. When I did…

LMAO, omg, this literally made me laugh out loud, bravo