Basically Stef’s postgame presser:

They don’t actually want to debate. It’s all an attention-grabbing ruse that also helps rouse their braindead followers. I like this summary of it:

The Bucks did it effectively earlier this year. The Jazz do not seem to have the personnel to pull off something similar. *stares in Ricky Rubio*

Last year’s no. 1 overall pick in the NFL draft (and former Oklahoma Sooner) also chiming in:

Georgia Bulldogs vs... Mississippi State Bulldogs. How do we know a Hail State fan didn’t throw the stuffed pooch onto the court to draw the technical?

We don’t.

And yes I had the Georgia moneyline. That’s not important right now.

I love that he put in his Twitter bio “sense of humor seldom revealed on TV.” Oh ho! Look! He’s got that horse from 1960s TV that’s also named Ed in his avatar. Funny dude.

There’s only one man I can think of who’s pulled off a stunt like this before. The suspect has been described him as better than most dirt, but not that fancy store-brought dirt.

A classic read for anyone looking to bide time during an Isner marathon is The Guardian’s liveblog of the Isner-Mahut match. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2010/jun/23/wimbledon-2010-tennis-live

Begins at the 4:05pm mark, and includes descriptive gems like this:

If national treasure Tituss Burgess loses again to a half-assed impression of our shitass president — whose mannerisms are so mortifyingly brutish and childlike that everyone and their mother can imitate them just as well as first-rate dunce Alec Baldwin — then I will lose my shit. I’ll go Lemonading.

Like others have mentioned, the current governor has to sign these. However since the Republicans have a supermajority in the House and Senate, they can override any Cooper veto in the future anyway.

Reports are coming out now confirming the plane crashed because it ran out of fuel. So my emotions are starting to turn from sadness to anger:

The money is already reaching the Cuban people! For example, go read about the paladares. Private restaurants in Cuba that have existed in small numbers for decades but Raul Castro loosened restrictions on them after Obama started making overtures to the island.

Do you think the embargo maybe could have something to do with that squalor?

The U.S. government buddies up to a number of countries with awful human rights records. The embargo unequivocally has failed, and normalizing relations with a country just 90 miles off the coast of Florida has potential to do a lot of good…

Is there room for nuance in the comment section or nah?

Well, shit.

Don’t let this false alarm overshadow the vile comments what the Nevada GOP chair said about Hispanic voters:

We got to watch Trebek drop a savage burn, and she still overcame it and won. This is a win-win in my book.

I feel pretty good about Kap making the roster. His teammates have his back and the Niners have handled this shockingly well, which must be an indication they plan on keeping him.

But oh god if they cut him tomorrow. ...they won’t, right?

Can anyone explain why the No. 1 wrestler in the world was playing the No. 2 wrestler in the world in the quarterfinals?

A plea for race walking: The ‘sport’ is so astonishingly silly that I look forward to watching it every four years. The awkwardness makes it at least more entertaining than straight up boring events like equestrian/rowing/canoe/etc.

Plus, race walking inspired a great episode of Malcolm in the Middle. You can’t argue…