You're a towel.

So hit the fucking star yourself like the rest of the humorless shits.

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Bartman should have practiced better hygiene and not gotten so close to Alou's hands anyway.

This is the key to soccer's growth in the United States.

That's a funny point! I know this is betwixt you and JDRM, but let me just say this: I really liked Mulholland Drive, and I fucking hated Kid A. I loved Radiohead up to that point, and I really tried to like that album, but I couldn't. So the two aren't inherently bound.

Because people who don't like Mulholland Drive are dumb.

Brett Favre was awesome that year.

I love my 9ers, but their handling of this case is bull shit. I did write both my state assembly person and my representative to express my feelings on domestic violence/abuse. (along with police brutality) I wrote this maybe 3 weeks ago and still have not received any response. Typical.

Clearly, this bear went to college and was an Ursa Major.

Totally thought this article was going to be about Jose Bautista's computer savvy progeny taking aim at their dad's critics.

Agree. The Game is a bit underrated.

I didn't have a problem with the Twist itself, but it felt like the author didn't really know how to dismount from it in a coherent way. She wrote herself into a corner with the Twist, leaving the book with a terrible and hard to swallow conclusion.

I would actually separate Fincher's work into three categories. Films, Movies, and Utter and total self-absorbed shit. Thankfully only The Curious Case of Benjamin Button falls into the latter category. God I still get pissed when people praise that movie.

I had completely forgotten that Fincher had directed The Game. That was a fun little movie even if the climax was kind of ludicrous. (Good thing they just happened to have an air bag there!)

This argument makes very little sense. There are many, many injustices in the world, and there is no rule that we must address them starting with most to least grievous. If so, we fall down this slippery slope to a place where the only thing we are allowed to criticize is murder, or genocide. I mean, it sounds dumb,…

And you obviously have no idea that "slippery slope" is one of the clumsiest, most amateurish, absolutely bullshittiest of all logical fallacies.

There was some Cards fan making fun of Magic Johnson for having HIV on twitter earlier. That's what I assumed this was about.

But Keith Olberman writes entertaining, sarcastic copy and has a decent delivery. He knows a lot about baseball. It's funny to hear him rip into pompous asses and their boosters. You might think he's a pompous ass himself. Fine, then come up with an entertaining way of making fun of him instead of whining about how…