Getz is offended because

I think he did that already, and more than once

Matt Gaetz looks like the kid at school who’s dad bought him a car and thought that made him cool. Damn white folks stop voting for these assholes. Really other than being white and male what are his fucking qualifications to do anything other than be a host at Applebees? I am reminded of the episode of The Simpsons…

Chris must live in an area with really shitty Italian. I don’t think I’ve truly laughed out loud at a Funbag question in years.

Doesn’t anyone just smoke a bowl anymore? I mean, pack one up, hit it and pass it around? Does EVERYTHING have to be the Latest Greatest Technical Gee Gaw? I mean it’s WEED, a substance that makes anything harder than flipping the LP over on a turn table damn near impossible.

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

I hate when I still hear things like this. I have promoted three women while on maternity leave, and saved another’s position when she moved with her husband during her leave. All did a wonderful job when they returned. One of which is getting promoted again tomorrow. Her new manager asked me if I was sure she could…

For the same reason men get promoted after they have quadruple bypass or whatever problem they have due to piss poor health.

Not that I believe for one second that your dumbass question is in any way genuine, but whatever: we have EXACTLY that mystifying situation happening at work right now. Guess what? EVERYTHING IS FINE.

I thought it was clear that crepes are just cheese-eating-surrender-pancakes.

Romper, stomper, bomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic Mirror, tell me today, did all my friends have fun at play?

You seem like a perfectly level headed, highly intelligent, well balanced man with great judgement and a knack for identifying ‘perps’

This is a joke right? People in WA still growing UW strains. No one is going to Utah for shit.

What is a ‘thugged up idiot’?

Yeah, calling people fools is certainly a great way to get people to listen to you,

Now you done confused the white people with your street lingo code talk.

You have never sounded older or whiter, my friend.

If they said he was trying to summon demons from the underground to push a diet pill pyramid scheme I would’ve believed that also.

Texas isn’t my state, but I did a quick check through the criminal records system, and I found zip for Mr. Brown. Even allowing for the fact that I missed something, records were sealed etc., there in no way on God’s Green Earth that someone in possession of 12 lbs of weed wasn’t on paper. It doesn’t happen. Gus Fring…

This is literally the plot of LA Confidential, except a thousand times stupider.