A) Clearly you missed the part about how cool I am according to my mom

Accurate, in no small part because I wish that upon hitting 88 miles per hour, Trump could be thrown back to 1955.

it shows more humility than your unstarred trolling ass showing up in black & white...

I had a girlfriend that would do that during a fight: just keep repeating the same things over and over even after I had refuted them.

Knowing that my dad agrees with everything Trump does and says, I wish I would have known that repeating a lie over and over again would absolve me of any wrongdoing growing up.

Gotta say these kinds of fence sitting comments are the ones I find the most obnoxious

I didn’t make a joke about Iraq or Afghanistan. I made a joke about the ongoing conspiracy theories surrounding the Bush family, i.e. David Icke lizard people theories. You made it about Iraq and Afghanistan. 

Turfucken 

You mean Turkey makes the structural frames for same F-35 fighter that has consistently failed to deliver the promised results, become the most cost overrun plagued defense project in history, and has basically been one giant clusterfuck from the moment it was designed? That F-35?

Turkey Fucks Chicken

Well would ya look at that, it’s the resident chicken fucker, fucking them chickens again

The reaction to the ongoing saga of the yet-to-be-identified whistleblower who blew the Ukraine scandal wide open has, predictably, depended on which side of the debate you find yourself.

Warren would need to prove damages. Not sure how this damages her. Wohl might be able to sue himself for defamation.

As long as it’s not a turnip!

Truth is always a defense to defamation and well, I wouldn’t put money up against “Elizabeth Warren fucks” is all I’m saying.  

A Baldrick reference - solid for the 20 or so Black Adder fans out there I assume!

Sigh... you're so tiresome.

These fuckwits have had more cunning plans than Baldrick, and even less success!

Why is it that some of the best SNL fake commercials involved breakfast cereals? Hartman in Colon Blow/Super Colon Blow, Curtin in Quarry (better tasting cause it’s mined), Ferrell in Cracklin’ Oat Flakes (now with Ecstasy), and the best, Little Chocolate Donuts, Belushi smoking a cigarette with Marv Albert providing…