This is what has always killed me. At the root of the whole “Actually, I hope Donald Trump stays in office, because Mike Pence would be so much worse” argument, there is the implication that he’s some master of the dark arts of politics. That he’s some chess master who knows how the machine works.

Sometimes when I see a photo of his puckered anus of a mouth, I imagine beating his skull in with the heel of his own shoe.

It’s bad, right? He brings out the worst in all of us.

He punched a music teacher in Queens when he was 12.

Warren has far more than “abstract reasons”, which you’d know if you weren’t a dishonest troll just here to fluff your massive unearned ego.

Facebook is not a monopoly. You can log off Facebook tomorrow if you want and never return.

Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?

Right? Given the dude’s username, and the constant “Well actually...” libertarian posturing, you’d think he’d actually occasionally come down on the side of those challenging authority and the status quo (the way that a lot of libertarians are pro-immigrant, anti-war, pro-choice, etc.). But every stance dude takes…

Yeah, it’s such a shame that the telecommunications industry no longer exists since Ma Bell got broken up. And it’s an even bigger shame that there is no longer any oil and gas in America after Standard Oil got broken up.

No social media network is free.  You pay them in personal information, and as Facebook has repeatedly proven, they shouldn’t be trusted with it.

“Look, I don’t pretend to speak for all evangelicals, but this week I have been traveling the country and I’ve literally spoken to thousands and thousands of evangelical Christians,”

Someone on Twitter called Nunes "human sum41 song". I lol'd.

“Unhinged Devin Nunes”

My habit doesn’t cost me near as much as yours so I’ll take lightweight as a compliment but, if booger sugar is how you choose to roll, as far as I’m concerned you’re solid.

How does one say "I'm not even supposed to be here today. " in Ukrainian? 

“Hello darkness my old friend . . ."

I should have stayed in bed this morning.

“As far as I am concerned, she is no longer Speaker of the House.”

This nigga guilty as hell. No middle men, no weasel words, he out here literally asking for info on a political opponent from a foreign leader because he didn’t get whacked hard enough the last time he did it.