“Brenda, this party is really dying. UNLEASH THE KITTENS!!!”

A whole team full of schmelts, boys.

*strategically-kicked trash bin*

It’s fucking embarrassing.

I hope Varadkar and Barrett eat nothing but bananas for lunch.  Just banana after banana, with an occasional sloppy sip of milk.

Jeffrey Epstein would have killed himself for 13-year-old twins!

When I was 4, I peed my pants during a T-Ball game because I was sure my cup would hold it in. Wouldn’t have been such a big deal had it not been before the game had even started and I wasn’t standing next to the park bathrooms. The cup had holes in it too... Things haven’t gotten much better since then

I haven’t seen the Saints flayed this badly since Bartholomew.

Wow these fans are ready to levee war on NFL officials.

That jaw unhinges and he eats things whole. 

slav trash. she should be wearing a kappa tracksuit and squatting somewhere.

I know I mostly just make joke comments but sometimes the only thing that comes to mind is JESUS BUTTCHUGGING CHRIST HOW THE FUCK IS THIS REALITY?! I WILL NEVER EVER FUCKING FORGIVE ANY SINGLE PERSON THAT VOTED FOR THIS INSANE ORANGE BAG OF DIARRHEA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

Shut up tomato. 

My guess is that his perception of reality has become so skewed that he genuinely doesn’t believe his “racist bone” is in his body.

...it’s in Ivanka.

Sleepy Joe! Goddamn that is clever! Did you just make that up on the spot?? I know conservatives, with their depth of intellect and incredible sense of humor, are able to whip up the most scathing and original thoughts almost instantly. Rarely do they fall in line with unoriginal thinking or unamusing nick names that…

I’m not sure you know the definition of “bullshit”.

It’s sadlarious how you keep beating this drum.

OR- stick it up your dumb ass.

One of the most fucked up parts of this seriously fucked up situation: “Bibb was sentenced to three years of probation.” For committing sexual assault on someone who was asleep.

For fuck’s sake, I mean, do judges actually get off on basically aiding and abetting sex offenders? Was this a rich guy thing?

Anyway, this…

in Portland we have “The Cat Rapper.” Seriously: