This was making rounds on Twitter the other week. His accent sounds like a parody of itself.

Did you mention the accent? Philadelphia and Baltimore have the two most obnoxious regional accents in the country. Tawmmy from Quinzee sounds like fucking David Attenborough compared to most Baltimore residents, both black and white.

Africans sold Africans into slavery...

If you bothered to actually read the article you would know that it does in fact discuss the capture of slaves in Africa. Something important to note is that these first slaves sent to the Colonies were taken from what is now Angola, a region of Africa where Islam had yet to reach. They were captured by the…

Ah, the sounds of the Olde Country!

It’s my go to meal/snack on the way home from a concert.

He really is The Compleat Guido. I went to high school with 150 of him.

Dick’s.  He’s talking about Dick’s!

Seattle is an amazing place that has the nation’s best food, coffee and beer, and literally invented all the shit that the rest of the country thinks makes their places cool.

...this woman deserves to be trampled by a herd of pigs.

Go to the mall in Puyallup, Bothell, Lynwood, Federal Way or Redmond any weekend out of the year and you are guaranteed to see at least one family - Mom, Dad, 2.5 kids - all wearing matching 12 Fan jerseys. 

For 2 years I’ve been advocating for trading Wilson (and despite his no-trade clause I will continue to do so). I can promise you that Cincinnati, Cleveland, Miami, and the rest of their ilk would have willingly PAID for Wilson.

Seattle is the only team that I despise soley based on its fanbase:

Russell Wilson is one of life’s great paradoxes. Namely, how can you be a smart, athletic, rocket-armed, Super Bowl winning black QB married to a super-hot pop star and somehow STILL be just as lame as all the Jesus-humping, “leadership trait” having, MAGA-loving, gritty white QBs all around the National Football…

The mental image of Marshawn Lynch fully dressed and drinking cognac from the bottle makes me smile from ear to ear.

The Seahawks only exist to prove that no place is perfect. I love living in the Northwest but these fans. Good God. They act like they are close friends with everyone on the roster. The team goes down 3-0 in the first quarter and they go into witness protection for 3 hours.

They can jab their thumbs in each other’s buttholes in HELL!

I’m absolutely happy to let Anthony Scaramucci back onto the stage and bray into a different microphone every day and pretend he’s making his own little Resistance and set about gadflying Trump’s ass 24/7.... I think it’s a fine idea! Which DNC strategist came up with this one? Clever. snrk.

I play a game called, “Spot a LeBaron convertible without body damage”. No winners thus far. As soon as we think we see this mythical beast on the freeways of America, we maneuver to view the opposite side of the car and, invariably, there will be a large scuff or dent.  

Let’s pretend, for a second, that your story is true (it’s not): You’ll say what, exactly? She flashed people who weren’t her boss; therefore the boss could not have harassed her? Solid deductive work. Just spot on.