Or Fitz, or Finny
Does it hurt to be so dumb?
1. Yup too late. You’re entering the heart disease stage and you’re too old for niggas to put up with you talking about yourself hours on end.
Even though nobody knew what the fuck this retailer was, everyone always got the rest of their money put on a Service Merchandise gift certificate when they couldn’t even afford the ceramic dalmatian.
20. Eat beets
It’s like going back home for a visit and you see the high school “it” girl is the now the “Oh shit, girl?!” What a tragic and hilarious cliche.
Roger the alien in American Dad is the best Paul Lynde we have today.
Considering the 9 black people who died in that boating trip last month and the 6 teens in Louisiana a few years back who died one-by-one trying to save the other, but none of them could swim, i’d consider learning to swim.
“I can look myself in the mirror at the end of the day and say I avoided that tragedy, I avoided that tragedy, I avoided that tragedy,” Ryan tells me. “I advanced this goal, I advanced this goal, I advanced this goal.”
2. Learn how to swim
No. It was always that fucking ceramic dog that literally everyone had to buy b/c it was the only thing they had enough money left for. That fucking ceramic dog! Who the hell would buy such a thing out in the real world?! They must have made a million of them & then sold them all to the WOF producers b/c that’s the…
Dude. Paul Lynde was the ultimate center square.
that literally couldn’t be more 70's if it came with an asbestos wrapped avacado colored fridge.
I’m just impressed he got Russel Wilson to wear a Jameis Winston t-shirt.
I’m thinking I may show up in drag, fool him into thinking I’m the woman of his dreams, then hand him something with dynamite concealed in it.
Why? JPP clearly didn’t read the warning, why should we?
In case Tom Brady ever needed an organ donor.