You.

Today I learned: you can’t care about a child if you don’t have one. If only that applied to a uterus.

LOL, another reason to cancel your Prime membership!

Anyone that needs proof we evolved from primates, I present exhibit ape.

G-A-R-B-A-G-E

Summer school when you flunked the GED exam.

Sometimes when you force a pregnant woman to put oven cleaner in her vagina as pushiment for not cheating, bad things happen to you.

Dayum, Drake don’t play.

Third wives don’t just show up on the doorstep. You have to go looking for them.

I love the last sentence in that quote: “We’re always going to be behind because the left controls higher education. They control 2,100 platforms of learning.”

They are Viagravated.

Every single photo of Michael Cohen I’ve ever seen looks like he just got hit in the dick with a water balloon.

“I’m simply pointing out that people giving sound advice are not the enemy. Even if it’s advise that you don’t need, it’s never bad to hear.”

Looking forward to all the men flooding the comments with ‘well, she just should have’ ‘well, why didn’t she just’ ‘well, be more aware ladies!’

Herp derp “it’s about ethics in gaming journalism” derrrp.

Congratulations, you’re an even worse person than the “She shouldn’t have said anything about this publicly because it could harm someone’s career” guy in the thread above.

An “attention seeker”? What is that supposed to mean? Obviously she wants people to read her post, otherwise she wouldn’t have posted it publicly. She wants it to be a source of strength for other women going through similar situations and perhaps to warn women away from working with or dating Chris Hardwick in the…

I didn’t think Trump had the time to post on AVClub

counterpoint: the distinction is incredibly unimportant. you’re making it about you.