So we’re just barreling towards fascism at full speed. Great.

You’re arguing a theory that can’t work in practice, and you’re doing it in such a pedantic way as to be a total douche about it. So yeah, I don’t like your “tone”

Suge Knight has nightmares about J Prince.

I donate my time and money. How much is not your business and was never the subject of conversation. My material needs are met so I choose to have empathy and help people who need it. I cannot take in a refugee” since I live in a studio apartment. I still do what I can with the means that I have. This story was about…

I can’t explain it to you, because you’re either asserting that “there’s no difference” in utter bad faith, or you don’t understand the basic concepts underlying the two terms.

People just want to take the fun out of everything.

That tiny object passing way overhead? It’s the joke.

Many years ago I got to escort my grandmother to her first colonoscopy... they told me afterward that even after they gave her the drugs she was alert enough through the entire damn procedure to keep talking a blue streak about the performance of that year’s Seahawks starting lineup and give her speculations on who…

Few laypeople realize that constantly changing legal teams when you’re under the threat of federal indictment is actually a good sign that you’re innocent of the charges.

Have you thought it through?

shout out to all the dips in here obsessing about how this dude self-identifies politically and using that to gloss over the substance of his message ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I bet you know more about the music industry than HAIM does, it clearly never occurred or anyone else to them that everything is contextual! You should call them and explain that to them, I bet they’d appreciate your wisdom.

Who (whom?) inspired who (whom?)?

I’m mad they didn’t do this too, but I have to admit I chuckled a bit at a self-described anarchist going on a rant that is essentially “The state needs to do something about this very pressing problem”.

Wasnt everybody doing that in 2002? I mean with 9/11 and everything....?

i live in a condo, kids don’t get buzzed into this fuck-palace

Re: butter : on the West coast, that’s how all butter is sold (aside from the fancy euro cultured butter, which comes in single blocks), and it’s as annoying to me as the “Best Foods” mayonnaise bullshit. Why is everything a little bit different out here!

“What’s the farthest you can drive on pure memory? Assume there are zero street signs and you just have to go off of where you’ve made it before. You could make it from DC to ______.”

What’s the best way to get off a conference call when you have to take a dump? Particularly when it’s about to end but then some asshole says something that’ll surely keep it going for another 15 minutes.