I’ve heard of everything you’ve described and certainly have opinions on it but I’m not batshit fucking insane and dumber than a bag of rocks so I know it is possible to discuss Kanye West—hell, anything, really—without it being about Obama.

Always! To me, deviled eggs just aren’t right without it.

Black America gets punished for way less and there are a whole lot more babies in the bathwater.

Perfect time for an update

‘Which of these deeply shady people did/are doing something deeply shady?’

Gots to agree. Maybe it’s just the cockeyed optimist in me, but I genuinely believe that we’ve seen his kind before,a nd know a little bit about how to deal with him. For example, once Trump is gone, I’l just get out my sewing machine and run up a Handmaid’s costume for myself and anybody else I know who needs one. …

Maybe you’ve been listening, but I’ve never liked Drake’s music. I don’t go to clubs or listen to the radio, so there’s no repetition to hook me in. His rap beefs have been the only times when I’ve been curious to hear his songs, and they’ve all been disappointing to me (I’ve never listened to any of them more…

You should “get bent” “for real.” I mean I know years of Fox News and trolling have made you the bad ass you are but stay in your lane and stick to pretending you have an IQ higher than a squash

I wasn’t aware you could damage the earnings potential of someone getting a PHD in English. Pretty sure they damaged their own.

Hey Scaramucci... From one wop to another...Vaffanculo.

I wouldn’t touch him with another woman’s genitalia.

You realize that you are mansplaining women’s choices, right? Like here, “my sister,” let me tell you what I know to be best for you and that I know your true worth? You’re concern-trolling essentially all adult women. Fun fact: not all women put on make-up for other people. Some women are happy with their time…

Well, how am I supposed to snort my cocaine? With dollar bills? Do you know how filthy those are? I care too much about my body to taint it in such a manner. 

I’d like you to try this: Just post one item about one of the Clintons without including an unnecessary dig at them. This one should have been easy! Chelsea Clinton is not Bill Clinton, a serial sexual abuser. Chelsea Clinton is not Hillary Clinton, whose flaws as a candidate are part of the reason we are living in…

For me, a real scientist/engineer will *NEVER* care about painting their face like a clown to conform to ridiculous societal conventions; firstly, just because of the sheer amount of time such preparations require. And that goes for men and women.

Yeah, I disagree with a lot of the ideas this group represents, and I wholeheartedly disagree with the political philosophy, but I used up any outrage I had at the fact that moderates actually exist a long time ago. I’d rather spend my time fighting for and supporting progressive causes and demonstrating their…

It’s not even that. it’s Dunning Krueger’s merry little band of fauxgressives hellbent on whinging about the “centrist” boogeyman.

“I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising.” —Kenny Powers

I am proposing they sell this alternative coin.