I’ma go out on a limb and say that you don’t actually believe that those are entirely D policies.

I am not sure if the VP understands that tweeting a picture of the Miami Dolphins is not a great example of #winning.

Oh my god I want to burn every Torrid to the ground. I know, it’s nice to have a style category that isn’t “Mother Of The Bride”, “Frumpy Yet Bedazzled Aunt On A Cruise”, or “Frumpy Yet Bedazzled Aunt At The Office”, but “Rockabilly Queen” and “Cosplay Slut” were not the other styles I was looking for.

This:

I think you’re right.

As a child of the ‘70s/‘80s, it is fucking mind-boggling to me that it is now somehow (in certain circles, at any rate) TOTALLY OK, NO BIG DEAL for THE PRESIDENT OF THE GODDAMN UNITED FUCKING STATES OF SONOFABITCH AMERI FUCKING CA to have been in cahoots with THE FUCKING RUSSKIES!!

(He googles his name multiple times per day, for sure.)

Hillary Clinton really needs to take out a restraining order against you.

My condolences to Matthew Broderick and family.

Vanilla Isis must be stopped. Haven’t they killed more than 100 people in the last year alone? Ten more today? But we don’t call them terrorists. GTFO with that.

In a non-surprising twist, the vast majority of commenters on this article will share your level of competence but not your level of self-awareness. Cheers.

JAY-Zeus, can you be that stupid and still make it through the day without 24 caregivers?

Been a Sci fi fan for 30 years, and just learned we were supposed to be ascribing a particular sexuality to characters dating gendered robots this entire time.

In fact, many of his worst qualities have been seen in democratic presidents and candidates.

“Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes.

The f*** was that Hamburgler full-body turn he did at the end?

It is irritating to see dick jokes in the comments section of Jez. I don’t even know why it irritates me so much, but it really does. Like this isn’t Reddit, bro. Just thinking out loud - which I figured would be fair since I had to read your dick joke.

Oh, I know. It’s just fun to point out a know-it-all’s ignorance.

i mean if it’s an active shooter scenario i’m going to help in any way to keep my fellow citizens out of harms way. block doors, tackle the dude when he changes clips, hide and be quiet...whatever it takes.