Oh, Glen. This level of thirst is not a good look.

It can’t.

Doin’ great. Nice work. 

Yep, everyone involved can line up for a good, swift hoof in the taint. 

Build the jail on top of all of them. That poor girl. 

Imagine it being done by Devo and there you are. Good call. 

Can’t wait to see the drag queen class-action countersuit. 

Yeah, no, Babs. This is not some harmless kink or a sexual orientation you’re talking about.

Kids have a right to be kids without some adult sexually abusing them. Streisand’s comment are skirting “the let’s normalize pedophilia” line. Fuck that.

Perfect.

VAGINA.

Somebody please explain to me what the fuck Beto even stands for. I’m thinking his baggage is E-M-P-T-Y.

Her bidet squirts Listerine.

Seriously--he didn’t even make his 20, which makes me wonder.

Oh, are purity testing again today?

I’m so glad this will be a regular feature.

If nothing else, he’s proof that we end up with the face we deserve.

There’s a lot I don’t agree with Rick Wilson about but he goes in hard on Trump and it’s usually hilarious and true. 

This person isn’t in NY, are they?

That’s a goddamn war crime right there.