These are the same people who would go to all those “spas” along Aurora. 

Thanksgiving’s gonna be...awkward. 

Thank you, I’ll have to give it a whirl and my pits a rest from the strong stuff.

Right on to all of that.

Oh, dear god. Much diversity, Meetup. This is like the time my CEO decided to show a picture of the founders of a very large, well-known tech company in our area and hold this up as a model of diversity during a company meeting. There were two women, but all twelve were WHITE. Having quirks or whatever does not…

Anyone who thinks the no makeup look isn’t work is kidding themselves.

There’s a fucking tweet for everything and not a goddamn one of them has aged well.

Has to be Italian bread. 

Oh just fuck off.

*HURK*

Goddamn, he looks like a drugged toad in that pic.

Yep!

I pretty much live for telling him daddy will never love him on Twitter. I’m petty that way.

How do you manage to breathe without a ventilator?

Riiiiiiight, and I’m the Tooth Fairy.

Thank you! I’ll give it a shot.

Thank you!

Beautiful!

That is a gorgeous periwinkle. Fantastic lewk!

I am loving this series! I love learning about new makeup.