I’ve never had a problem ordering online from your chain. It’s always on time or a little bit early, maybe because we tip well? Also, if I’m being lazy enough to not cook, I’m just glad someone is bringing it to me, so why get uptight about it. 

Yes. There is no non-racist context for the word and frankly, if you’re white, the word is permanently off the table. 

Best way to separate is crack the egg onto a saucer and take an empty 20 oz. soda bottle to suck the yolk up. Works great.

Fuck you.

Who hurt you with a pan of overcooked, dried, need-a-chisel-to-pop-one-out-of-the-pan brownies?

I love the taste, it’s the texture of homemade cranberry sauce I can’t get past. 

These people live well-deserved sad unseasoned lives.

Nice work!

That would do it. 

Yes! I had a hell of a time finding some here in the PNW this year, but I did. That’s one thing I miss about Texas, the shit was everywhere. 

BORTLES!!!

Your start count is at 69, consider this your star. 

Dates by themselves, sure. But stick some goat cheese in ‘em, wrap ‘em in bacon and bake them till the bacon is crisp and that is GOOD.

I like to not only shove some butter under the skin but put some bacon on top and let it cook slow and low. Best part is picking that bacon off when done.

Plus spatchcock is just really fun to say.

It’s very telling that you feel you can “what about” philosophize after reading this.

The ONLY reason I went to that particular university with a lot of rich kids is because my mom worked there. She ate a lot of shit for me to be college debt-free.

Somehow my parents got more liberal. I’ll take it though.

She’s one of the NRA’s lady ghouls they trot out to show that gun-humping women can be as deeply shitty as gun-humping men

I’m so sorry.