Yep, this simple bitch has a lot of tears to shed for men. As usual. 

Oh, come on. Most of these men never, ever go to jail for abusing women or raping women, so just get over yourself. Most dudes will be just fiiiiiine. 

Yeah, you know, you might not be able to get a job IN GOVERNMENT PAID FOR BY THE PEOPLE.

Belief’s The True Cream Aqua Bomb is good too, I’ve noticed acne scars fade after using, it’s just an all-around great moisturizer and the price is right.

Thank you for the boner note, sir.

Quaffing hell kombucha to nothing but the music of Chuck Mangione and Christopher Cross.

I’m not sure why? None of those guys think Trump is worth a wet fart.

Rape by deception is a thing and this gaping asshole should put his dick in time out until he gets his act together. 

That FUCKER. I hope his dick falls off.

Counterpoint: if you’re a GOP advisor, you ain’t got no motherfuckin’ friends.

Rick Wilson, Tom Nichols, and Steve Schmidt are worth checking out.

What the fuck are you even mansplaining to me?

The judge (who is a Trump appointee) basically told Trump’s team that Fat Nixon can just never call on Acosta again, but they have to let him in.

Dollar General Evita Peron.

Nope, she’s shit all the way down.

Two years after meeting Trump, Melania was granted an EB-1 visa, reserved for people with “extraordinary abilities,”

LOL, right. Democrats and Republicans are only fighting on exactly where to put the boot on our necks.

Like I said, dates are fuzzy.

There’s definitely someone stupid and delusional here. Hint: it’s not Connor.

Yeah, I really thought it came out in ‘90 or ‘91.