All I want For Christmas Is You came out in 1994? Damn, I thought that had been out a lot longer, it feels like it has been. 

You know Fat Nixon can’t spell Strzok and isn’t about to try.

Best explanation I got is he’s taking extreme liberties with ye olde Oxford comma.

I’m so sorry. No kid should have to go through that.

Oh, that “you must be a lesbian” shit knows no particular color or creed. No, dude, I’m not gay, I just think you suck. You probably meet a lot of “lesbians” don’t you?

Thank you!

Thank you for the laugh.

I love when my hometown makes the news for dumb shit.

I don’t miss driving in Upstate NY winters. Now when it snows in Seattle, everybody loses their shit and these are people who can’t drive their way out of a bag on a clear, sunny, 70 degree day.

Uncle Karl needs to go away.

There’s Monse, Thom Browne, Cushnie and Haider Ackerman doing interesting things. The big names are getting tired, but Balenciaga did have a good collection last year.

Aw, c’mon, you can’t even put Kanye and Kors in the same league.

I thought it was just me not “getting” Abloh. There’s nothing to get.

You all look fabulous and I love your dress!

I think Stella’s whole entire design philosophy is to get as high as possible and hot glue shit to other shit.

Maybe your head is up your ass and your priorities are fucked up.

Does he think that women only get their periods because of diet?

Jesus won’t stop this asshole from going for half.

Oh, god, between this and Hachi’s “church dick” comment, I’m officially dead.

At work, I deal with a lot of organizations that are not always the most tech savvy and on the paperwork there’s always a space for a fax number. One online form thing wouldn’t let me go to the next page until I entered one. No one here even knows ours or if we actually have one, so the number I entered was…