I dunno about The Enquirer, but apparently Drudge does this every now and again so that’s not new.

It’s nice to see Great Value Brand Evita Peron flex her caring muscles after all this time.

Enjoy your fucking, NYC and NOVA.

I got spanked all of three times as a kid, so that wasn’t the issue, but all the yelling, goddamn. I nixed the idea of kids early, I know the temper that runs on both sides of my family and I’d jump out a fucking window before subjecting a child to that.

You’re very welcome.

If you’re black or a woman, Bernie has nothing to offer you.

I got you—can’t believe that was greyed in the first place.

He’s the absolute last person that should be calling anyone a nasty loser who’s bad at their jobs. Hello, Don, have you seen yourself?

Eat farts.

Really, dude? 

Uh-huh, sure Jan. 

The balls will not lick themselves.

You were in no way responsible for the purge.

Someone on the Twits pointed out that resignation letter had no date on it. That round’s been in the chamber a while it would seem.

A gazillion years in Albany killed whatever hustle Faso may have had (probably not much, what with the white guy entitlement).

That was straight FIRE. BRAVA.

So much for the Great Comment Purge.

Also keep in mind that they need to defend those seats after two more years of Trump, and I don’t think they’re bright enough to change their ways.

Make that a shot, toss it into a beer, and you have the evil known as the “Seahawk Touchdown.”

He looks like he’s trying not to shit his pants and wreck that gaudy chair.