And there was note inside each that read “Vlad says hi.”

2019 will tell you it likes beer, though.

There’s no “thou shalt not dickslap” in the Bible. I don’t think. Never read the thing.

Which one? Their souls departing was a condition of the WH job offer.

He clearly has no idea what Xanax is made for. That’s what gets and keeps my ass on the plane.

If positive thoughts were all it took. Some people have no sense. 

Um. You need to brush up on your Girls Scout cookies AND your sarcasm detection skills.

I always request those and lumpia when i go visit the in-laws.

Steal away! It’s an oldie but a goodie. 

Salem’s Lot Vampire

Tuba Lube would kill to be as accomplished as Michelle Obama. All this spermburping jerk has done is be blonde and racist. 

Mine was CG IceBlue Pink!

I can’t find a nude that doesn’t make me look dead.

I had no idea about the nipple shade matching thing. BRB, gonna go cause a ruckus at Sephora.

This behavior is like cockroaches--you see one, and there are twenty more in the dark waiting to come out.

No, they don’t. How many stories here have we seen where the mother stays with the perpetrator? I get why some of them do but I can’t forgive someone letting their child down in such a fundamental way. 

If you ever want to drop major coin, Pat McGrath is the shit. 

I find it really interesting that a lot of us talking about this didn’t tell our parents because of shame or from wanting to protect our parents. That’s how socially indoctrinated to not make waves young girl children are.

Lawyer speak. Rosenstein’s not gonna say boo about the 25th amendment. 

You’re a real fucking asshole! A-S-S-H-O-L-E (everybody!)