Oof. Perfect fucking circle right there.

She needs to take the rest of the week off and see if she can figure out where she left her spine.

Besides, I thought Paul Ryan was grownup Eddie Munster. Cruz gives off more of a Grandpa Munster vibe.

“Two rats fucking in a church sock.” Oh, man, that made me snort at work.

I’m originally from Syracuse, so yes to everything you said. 

That is the best. Radio always has good quitting stories. Buddy of mine worked for an ESPN station in TX, when one of the weekend people looks around the table at the staff meeting, stands up and says, “You people make me fuckin’ SICK” and swanned ass out of there, never to be seen again.

I’m so sorry that happened to you and I hope that teacher is busy roasting in hell.

I’ve got a cat that’s smarter than Shapiro, and he regularly eats the other cats’ barf, rolls around in the litter box, and licks his own asshole like there’s the cure for cancer in it.

A constant scream of “LOVE ME, DADDY, LOVE MEEEEEEEE” into the mirror.

Because he IS.

Alligators have too much taste and refinement to eat this greasy chinless fuck. 

Is this really the hill you’d like to die on today?

That’s Western NY, not Upstate. Pedantry aside, the despair is real.

Shut up.

I noticed in my search of him, his Twitter feed is suspended. I wonder what the fuck he said to get that, Twitter is notoriously hands-off with abusive assholes.

JuliusChildshellkell

You know what has two thumbs and is shameful?*

You think that’s a slur? Are you simple?

No. Hell no. FUCK NO.

His rocker.