Fuck no. My school wasn’t small but too much time has gone by.

“caucations”

The “I’m a feminist” line slayed me. Sure, Jan.

Oh, here we fucking go. “White guilt.” Can you assholes ever stop telling on yourselves?

Seriously. It takes some doing to unlearn the “not all” knee-jerk reaction, but it’s worthwhile to do. I wish these commenters could learn to sit with that uncomfortableness and learn something.

Sorry about that, some of my fellow mayosapiens asses go right up on their shoulders the merest whiff of a suggestion of a scintilla of criticism. This person is going to WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME until they drop.

Oh, but see, if he had talked to Rogers, that whole rampage wouldn’t have happened. He’s a feminist, dontchaknow.

Buddy, if you’re a feminist, I’m the goddamn Easter Bunny. You’re a creep with delusions of grandeur.

He sometimes goes by Vinnie, sometimes Tony.

I wish I could give more stars to “dick drip.”

What do you find on the menu?

Unless it’s to wipe and then about half the people here will in fact stand for it.

I’m with you. That one story about the dog jumping into sewage last year had me laughing so hard I was crying. I need those laughs in my cubicle-based existence.

Definitely more Taco Bells around than Chinese-Cuban diners, which sound fucking delicious.

He’ll live.

It’s not gaslighting or faux outrage, you’re projecting like IMAX. Who the fuck even mentioned white dick?

You’re stewing in a bouillabaisse of male entitlement, internalized self-loathing, and self-pity. It’s not a good look.

I did say something, and that something was “who gives a fuck.”

Dude, no one gives a fuck about your dating life or lack thereof. Go boo-hoo somewhere else.

What the fuck are you on?