You are 100% correct. The people who invited them did it to seem down and with it and to catch some refracted fame, not because they truly think Cardi or Nikki is worthwhile.

Florida is pretty much at sea level, so yeah, if you try to dig a basement, you’re gonna hit water.

Tiny Dick Itchy Trigger Finger Syndrome.

Under the bed, no one has basements in Florida.

Burner phone? Like all the leakers in the WH use.

I’ve said it before, but I’ll vote straight D down the line from now on, and I don’t give two tiny fucks if that candidate enjoys covering themselves in chicken blood and howling at the moon in Nordstrom’s front window.

He couldn’t find one on a map, I’m sure. He probably thinks the clitoris is an urban myth made up just to scare men.

Which is ironic given that the NFL ownership is comprised of the biggest collection of rich scumbags ever.

I barely watched the last three seasons. The show is so frustrating, it’ll start out really great and then go completely batshit off the rails, that is when I bail.

Nope, there’s only Trump Sub-Prime at work.

I think it was Pence, and I honestly believe that dumb fuck can’t possibly be worse. He’s the same kind of white privileged, limp dick evil we’ve tangoed with before.

Also, “Not the vagina hands again! NO!”

It got real dusty in here for a second while watching that. A fucking Nike commercial got me.

I dunno, I think this comment should be railed out and snorted.

Hey! Take that back, cheeseburgers are delicious.

Wish I had more stars to give, especially for the Rage reference!

Newp. Wattaburger is delicious. Try the patty melt and the onion rings.

I was done with him after he ruffled Trump’s hair. Shit, the fact he even had him on his show was bad enough.

Look at that nasty-ass hair on his empty head. I just can’t imagine looking in the mirror and thinking “YES!” Then again, there’s a lot I can’t imagine about 45* and this hair thing is pretty far down the list. But still.

Yes, he is thick and oozes everywhere.