Dammit, I wish Nikes fit my feet right, but they just don’t. OTOH, my Stan Smiths are the most comfy shoes on this Earth.

Thanks, now I need to go to the free clinic for a shot after seeing that.

Sy-Fy. Right before she unhinges her jaw and snaps his head off.

What? When would his protest be convenient for you?

Shithead, I’m white, surprise! What you don’t understand is that we can’t help what we’re born as, but we CAN help what we do with it. You should do some reflecting, because you’re not exactly helping with your aggrieved butthurt.

Um, I do believe you’re projecting like IMAX.

How’s it possible to be racist towards white people? C’mon, sparky, blow me away with your analysis of power dynamics in 21st century America.

TIL I’m racist and sexist towards white guys. Man, when WILL anything go right for that poor put-upon group?

Please tell me how I’m being racist and sexist towards you, this I gotta hear, Chewy.

OK, edgelord. You, son, are a chewtoy. Nothing more or less for my amusement. Be best, honey.

Old Spice is cheap done well, probably because they keep the base of it classically woody/spicy and don’t get too cute with it. It’d be interesting to smell a vintage bottle to see how it’s changed over the years.

Axe is nothing but horrific cheap aromachemicals blended by people with zero sense of smell. Old Spice is just as cheap, but someone there knows what they’re doing, because it’s not half bad.

LOL, OK. Go clean up your room, your mom is sick of you being such a pig.

...expectations are disappointments and resentments waiting to happen.

Oh, you’re a white guy. That explains 95% of your bullshit.

I don’t know if “lover” qualifies for a 12 year old, “victim” is better.

What the actual fuck?

MDMA will be shared at Trump’s funeral.

I’ll bring ice, foil, and some deviled eggs.

Congrats on the new gig, but you’ll be missed around here.