I feel like playing football in your racist, God-forsaken city is punishment enough, SLPOA

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

I'm so disappointed right now that "meatplane" is just a nerdy word for real life, instead of an actual plane made of meat lashed together with intestines. If I were Satan, I would only fly on Meat Force One.

I am not a paper clip I'm actually a binder clip.

Feminazis in action!

Thanks for debunking the stupidity.

UN-DER-SERVED

At least he didn't lose the hand.

Sometimes I worry that's what they'll write on my tombstone.

boner killer.

Here's said handler screaming "NO MEANS NO!" at ESPN Deportes reporter John Sutcliffe, and to be fair "No" in English does indeed mean "No" in Spanish.

There was a simmering anger about people like me — "Social Justice Warriors", as they call us — who are asking for change in the game industry: a better, broader representation of characters, among other things. We're "the cancer that's killing games", and Kotaku is seen as the key enemy site, with Polygon a close…

hmm.. you are a weird ex janitor.

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

Well, they did have a grand Wizard at shortstop

horses don't give a fuck about you, unlike puppies, they aren't begging for your approval. And this has nothing to do with petting a horse, at all. Addiction involves emotional issues, as well as power-struggles (internally or externally) and communication issues (again, internal or external, notice addicts can't…

What a waste of money. 30 grand could have put a couple of those sex dolls through college.

Was the guinea pig still alive, Mark? Or just sort of a fuzzy rodent pelt g-string thingy?