skipping the board meeting = dick move

I’ve seen this one before.

Doesn’t look like that chicken is hot enough for Mother.

That pass looks better than most of curry’s did.

You from California?

The Splendid Sphincter

So... they had to make a PIT STOP?

TipsForJesus: watch out for that Judas guy.

Was it as good as it sounds?

I'd eat it.

Thanks! UberHellephant would have been a little derivative.

Next up: flancakes.

If I wanted to see Rupert Murdoch wearing an Oculus Rift I'd . . . Actually, this is the only place for doing that.

I hope you're enjoying those strawberries I paid for, you little grifter.

I didn't know the Amish were into porn.

How do you get the elephant to cooperate?

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