skipping the board meeting = dick move

I’ve seen this one before.

Doesn’t look like that chicken is hot enough for Mother.

That pass looks better than most of curry’s did.

Instant messaging a rapist is a terrible idea.

You from California?

The terrorists have won.

The Splendid Sphincter

So... they had to make a PIT STOP?

TipsForJesus: watch out for that Judas guy.

Was it as good as it sounds?

I'd eat it.

Thanks! UberHellephant would have been a little derivative.

Next up: flancakes.

If I wanted to see Rupert Murdoch wearing an Oculus Rift I'd . . . Actually, this is the only place for doing that.

I hope you're enjoying those strawberries I paid for, you little grifter.

I didn't know the Amish were into porn.

It's not really haunted? What a fraud.

Great. Now I'm turned to stone. Couldn't you have posted a warning so that I could have viewed the picture from the reflection of my shield? Go for help, Bubo!