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Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

This is disgraceful. It was Patriot Day yesterday. Veterans Day is in November.

What kind of shit-ass team can't handle the "distraction" of some people *hoping* that a borderline player makes the cut. Holy fuck nuts, if your team can't handle that kind of SEARING INTENSITY, you're already properly fucked out of the gate.

No, actually, Sam isn't the "only one". Why whine about something so easily disproven?

"Why exactly is it "unfortunate?""

"Where all of these comments will stay at the bottom"

Prior to Kinja, I headed the trollpatrol team for Jezebel, as many people here know. We dealt with rape gifs, violent pornography, racism, and harassment regularly, but there was a system in place with which to have it reported and dealt with. Banning didn't usually result in the same person immediately making a new

He obviously provoked Tony Stewart into hitting him.

NASCAR is full of thugs.

Question: have you ever tried the DOH? I know in NYC you can get poly condoms for free with an unfair amount of effort but don't know if that applies outside of NYC.

I'm not exaggerating when I say this is possibly the most pitch perfect comment that I have ever received in my time on this site. Thank you for the laugh.

These situations are always weird for me to deal with. On one hand, I come from the Louis CK brand of thinking which says that anything can be a joke, but on the other hand, I was raised by a grandfather who smacked the god into me if I didn't show respect for terms of that magnitude.

I was working in a clinic in rural Africa when a kid came in with a large abscess (pocket of pus) on his cheek/jaw - roughly the size of a softball. It needed to be drained so I made a little incision in his cheek and the abscess basically exploded (think poking a hole in a balloon…only a balloon filled with pus).

Me too, so I tried to focus on the tiny guy in the background at 1:14 who appeared out of nowhere, wearing the same striped shirt. I'm imagining that being his soul walking the fuck away while saying "I'm outta here...see ya, asshole" and it makes me less sad.